(Dad orders everything on the menu- from deep fried mushrooms to ginourmous burgers to cheesy quesadillas)
Me: "Daddy, you're gonna make me grow so fat!"
Dad: "Good."
Me: "What?!"
Dad: "That's what I was hoping for."
Me: "WHY WOULD YOU WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO BE OBESE?"
Dad: "Because no guy will want you if you grow so fat so I dont have to worry about you getting a boyfriend again."
My dad's masterplan- to let me die wrinkly, alone and fat in a dingy apartment with roaches and 20 cats.
EVELY RAJ AND ANNIE STUART, YOUR MAGAZINE IS IN MY HANDS <3
